The Best Fantasy Football Names 2023

The football season is upon us, and the first important decision you face is crafting the BEST Fantasy Football Team Name! This task can seem daunting trying to come up with a creative name. Don’t worry I got you covered.

Some of these names are clever & funny. Some are dirty & crude. But, they’re all guaranteed to make your leaguemates chuckle, and your fantasy season just a little more entertaining!

Listed below are inspiring fantasy football names based on your favorite players.

Davante Adams

• Edge of Seventeen
• Adams Bomb
• Up and Adams!
• The Adams Family
• Davante’s Inferno

Jordan Addison

• Addison Wonderland
• It’s All Adding Up
• Adding Fuel to the Fire
• Add On

Cam Akers

• Catch Me If You Cam
• Cam I Am
• You Cam Do It
• A Cam Do Attitude
• Camelot
• Cam’t Touch This
• Akers Aweigh
• Green Akers
• Green Akers is the Place for Me
• My Akers Breaky Heart
• Cam’t Hardly Wait
• I Cam, I Saw, I Conquered
• Cam You Feel the Love Tonight?
• Doing the Best I Cam
• Yes We Cam
• Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
• Green Eggs and Cam

Josh Allen

• Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
• Allen a Day’s Work
• Allen the Family
• We’re Allen this Together
• Josh All-in
• Josh Stallion (Thank You The Fantasy Footballers)
• Did I throw an Allen wrench into your plans?
• Throw an Allen Wrench Into the Works
• It’s Allen the hips!
• Allentown
• Joshing Around
• Just Joshing
• Joshing You
• Joshing Me
• Allen Wrench

Keenan Allen

• Allen Key
• Allen the Family
• Allen a Day’s Work
• Don’t Spend It Allen One Place
• We’re Allen this Together
• It’s Allen the hips!
• Allen Wrench
• Allen Dressed Up & Nowhere to Go

Mark Andrews

• The BenchMark
• Make Your Mark
• On Your Mark
• Mandrew
• Mark My Words
• X Marks the Spot
• Marky Mark
• Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
• The Marksman
• The Markswoman
• Leave A Mark
• Leaving A Mark
• Greatest Marksman
• Great Marksmanship
• Markup
• Maker’s Mark
• On Your Mark, Get Set, Go!
• On Your Mark, Get Set, Grow!

Saquon Barkley

• Jay-Z’s My Agent
• Saquaratine Barkley
• SaQuads
• Quadzilla
• Another ‘Quon Bites the Dust
• All Barkley, All Bite
• Saquon for the Team
• Barkleying up the Wrong Tree
• My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
• King Quon
• Watch What You Saquon
• Oh Saquon Can You See…
• Saquontum Leap
• For Goodness Saquon
• Quon Solo

Rashod Bateman

• I AM BATEMAN
• Bateman Begins
• Bateman Returns
• Bateman & Robin
• Bateman v Superman
• The Bat Signal
• Master Bateman

Tank Bigsby

• Built Like A TANK
• The Think Tank
• Shark Tank
• Tank Girl
• The Great Bigsby
• Kind of a Big Deal
• Bigger Is Better
• Big Bang Theory
• Big Time
• Big Shot
• Big Deal

A.J. Brown

• Foxy Brown
• What Can Brown do for you?
• An A.J. Brown Christmas
• Brown Eyed Girl
• Brown Bagging It
• Unsinkable AJ Brown

Marquise Brown

• Happier in Hollywood
• Hooray For Hollywood
• Hollywood Squares
• A Marquise Brown Christmas
• What Can Brown do for you?
• Brown Eyed Girl
• Foxy Brown

Treylon Burks

• Wild Boar Hunter
• Touch of Trey (Thank you Grateful Dead)
• 50 Shades of Trey
• Burks Bees Wax

Joe Burrow

• Just call me Joe
• No Ordinary Joe
• Not Your Average Joe
• Joe Shiesty
• Jackpot Joey
• JB9
• Joe Cool
• Joe Chill
• Joey Franchise
• Bonanza Joey
• Joe Brrr
• Grocery Store Joe (Thank You Bachelor Nation)
• Tiger King
• Joe Exotic
• Joe Burrow is The Tiger King
• Ready, Set, Joe!
• Joe Knows
• Hey Joe
• Sorry Joe (Thank you Footballguys)
• Sorry Joe’s (Perfect for Joe Burrow & Joe Mixon)
• Smokin’ Joe
• Better Business Burrow
• Beg, Steal, or Burrow
• Bengal King
• Playing on Burrowed Time
• Brother can I Burrow a Dime?
• Burrowing his way to a 1st Down
• Lock, Stock, & Burrow
• jOe-HIO
• Guns N’ Burrowes
• Burrowito Bowl
• Burrow these Balls
• Friends in Burrow Places

Derek Carr

• Send in the Carr
• Baby, You Can Drive My Carr
• Make AmeriCarr Great Again
• Weekend Carr Show
• Start the Carr
• Carr-ted off the Field
• Dude, Where’s my Carr?
• Carr-dee B
• A Carr is Born
• BaCarrdi Rum
• You Got a Fast Carr

Zach Charbonnet

• The Terminator
• Charbonnet Hour
• Charbonn-YaY!
• Zach Attack

D.J. Chark

• Chark Week
• Chark Attack
• Chark Infested Waters
• Chark Tank, I’m In!
• Don’t Go Breaking My Chark
• DJ Shart

Ja’Marr Chase

• The Chase Is On
• Chasing Greatness
• Chasing A Title
• Keep Chasing
• The One That Got Away
• Chasing Points
• Nobody Chasing Me
• Chasing You
• Chasing the Other Nut
• Chasing Tacos
• Chasing the Sun
• Chasing Waterfalls

Nick Chubb

• In the Nick of Time
• Nick at Nite
• Big Nick Energy
• Big Chubb Energy
• Big Dick Nick
• Nick the Quick
• Nasty Nick
• Hot Chubb Time Machine
• Chubby Chasers
• Losing My Chubb
• Rub my Chubb
• Morning Chubb
• Old Saint Nick (Perfect for the Holidays)

Chase Claypool

• The Chase Is On
• Chasing Greatness
• Chasing A Title
• Keep Chasing
• Chasing Points
• Nobody Chasing Me
• Chasing You
• Chasing the Other Nut
• Chasing Tacos
• Chasing the Sun

Dalvin Cook

• Cooking Up a Championship
• Sunday Cook Out
• Can You Smell What I’m Cooking?
• Cooking Up Some Yards
• Cooking Competition
• Cookin’ the Competition
• To Many Cooks in the Kitchen
• Cooking the Books
• Dalvin & The Champmunks
• Dalvin Cook like Walter White
• Dalvin and Hobbes

James Cook

• James and the Giant Football
• Cooking Up a Championship
• Sunday Cook Out
• Can You Smell What I’m Cooking?
• Cooking Up Some Yards
• Cooking Competition
• Cookin’ the Competition
• To Many Cooks in the Kitchen
• Cooking the Books

Amari Cooper

• Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper
• Amari Cooped-Up
• Giorgio Amari
• That’s Amari!
• It’s Too Late to Say Amari?
• Have Amari Christmas (Perfect for Fantasy Playoffs)
• Storm Coopers

Kirk Cousins

• Captain Kirks
• Battle of DunKirk
• Kirkland Signature
• First Cousins
• I’m With Your Cousins
• Kissing Cousins
• Thielen up my Cousins (Adam Thielen & Kirk Cousins)

Sam Darnold

• Sam’s Club
• Mono Boy
• Son of Sam
• Old McDarnold Had a Farm

Gabriel Davis

• The Archangel Gabriel
• Angel Gabriel
• St. Gabriel the Archangel
• Children of Gabriel
• A Son Called Gabriel

Stefon Diggs

• No Diggsity, No Doubt
• Diggs In
• Check out my Diggs
• Can You Diggs It?
• GraveDigger
• Diggs-ing You a Grave

AJ Dillion

• Quadzilla
• AJ Villian
• Dillion the Villian
• Free AJ Dillion

J.K. Dobbins

• Dobbins & Weavin’
• #FreeDobby
• Dobbins is a Free Elf!
• Haha JK LOL
• Batman and Dobbins
• Rockin’ Dobbins
• Calvin and Dobbs

Gus Edwards

• Edwards Scissorhands
• This Is Gus
• Get on the Bus Gus
• The Gus Bus
• Back Up the Gus
• Magic School Gus
• Gus Stop

Austin Ekeler

• Austin Powers
• Ekeler’s Edge
• Austintatious
• Stone Cold Austin Ekeler
• Awesome Ekeler
• Austin City Limits

Ezekiel Elliott

• Zeke the Freak
• Zeke-A Virus
• Ez-E Duz It
• From A to Zeke
• Zeke and Ye Shall Find the End Zone
• Get your Zeke On
• Hide & Zeke
• Zeke Squad
• Zeke and Destroy
• A Zeke Outlook
• Zeke of Nature

Zach Ertz

• The Blonde Bombshell
• Hit’em Where It Ertz
• It Ertz So Good
• Ertz So Good
• So Good it Ertz
• This Might Ertz
• Love Ertz
• My Ball Zach Ertz
• It Ertz When I Pee
• Ex-Zach-tly

Travis Etienne

• Heat Lightning
• The Blazin’ Cajun
• ET
• ET Don’t Go Home
• Is This Real ET? Or Just Fantasy?
• Et tu, Brute?

Mike Evans

• Magic Mike
• Want To Be Like Mike
• Knockin on Evans Door
• Ohhhh Thank Evans!
• Stairway to Evans
• Big Mike

Noah Fant

• Fant-asy Team
• FANTasy Come True
• The Fantom Menace
• Ain’t Noah Stoppin’ This
• We Noah A Good Thing When We See It
• Noah Fantastic!
• You Fant Touch This
• Up to Noah Good
• What do you Noah ‘Bout It?
• You’re Noah Good

Justin Fields

• Fields of Dreams
• Fields & Stream
• Justin Case
• BattleFields Tested
• Love Is A Battlefields
• Fields So Good
• Fields Day
• King of the Fields
• Outstanding in Your Fields
• Outstanding in His Fields
• Justin Time
• Justin Fields Forever

Zay Flowers

• Flowers Power
• April Showers Bring Zay Flowers
• Zay My Name, Zay My Name
• Zay It Like You Mean It
• Zay Anything

Michael Gallup

• Galluping to a Championship
• Gallup Poll
• Full Gallup
• Gallup to No Good

Jimmy Garoppolo

• Jimmy GQ
• Jimmy Handsome
• Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
• Prince Aladdin
• Great Garoppolo
• The Garoppolos Islands
• Jimmy G-Strings Divas

Myles Gaskin

• Myles High Club
• Going to get Gased Tonight
• The Gas Man
• Running on Gaskins
• 100 Myles and Runnin’
• Gas City
• Pumping Gaskins
• Passing Gaskins
• Running Out Of Gaskins
• Laughing Gaskins
• Myles to Go Before We Win
• Myles Away from a Championship
• Six Myles
• I Can See for Myles and Myles
• Myles to Go Before I Sleep
• I Would Walk 500 Myles
• Gaskin Robbins

Jahmyr Gibbs

• Jahmyr I Go Again
• Baby Back Gibbs
• Gibbs & Take
• You Gibbs Up?
• Gibbs and You Will Receive
• Gibbs and You Shall Receive
• Gibbs and It Will Be Given to You
• What Gibbs?

Chris Godwin

• Rod God (Chris Godwin’s full name is Rod Christopher Godwin Jr.)
• You Play to Godwin the Game
• Godwin or Go Home
• Where’s your Godwin now?
• Chris Godamn
• Thank Godwin
• Godwin Bless America

Jared Goff

• He Went to Jared
• Goffensive MVP
• I’m About to Go Goff
• Nothing to Goff At
• Goff Balls
• Picked Goff
• Shake it Goff
• Turn Goff the Lights
• Turn Your Head and Goff
• Jack Goff
• Jack Me Goff
• No Days Goff

Breece Hall

• Running the Hall
• Hall Pass
• Better Call Hall
• Hall of Fame
• Breece Lightnin’ (Thank you Fantasy Footballers)
• Breece’s Pieces
• Came in Like a Wrecking Hall
• Great Hall
• Running Through the Hall
• Running Down the Hall
• Honors Hall
• Exhibition Hall
• Study Hall
• Independence Hall

Mecole Hardman

• Rock Hardman
• Get Hardman
• Mecole, Myself & I
• Don’t You Forget About Mecole

Najee Harris

• Najee by Nature
• Naj
• Baby Huey
• Rydeout

Clyde Edwards-Helaire

• Clyde And Go Seek
• Livin’ on a Helaire
• That’s Helaireous
• Helaire Highwater
• Fresh Prince of Helaire
• Highway to Helaire
• Bonnie & Clyde (Perfect if your name is Bonnie)

Derrick Henry

• King Henry
• The King and I
• El Tractorcito
• Shocka (Thank You Derrick Henry’s Grandma)
• The Finisher (Thank You LeBron James)
• D Block
• A December to Remember
• Oh Henry!
• O’ Henry!
• Henrything is Possible
• Derrick Yeti
• Stiff Arms Your Soul
• Derrick Don’t Stand In My Way Henry
• Derrick Let No One Stand In Your Way
• Show Me Your TDs

Hunter Henry

• Big Game Hunter
• ManHunter
• The Hunter Games
• Bounty Hunter
• King Henry

Justin Herbert

• Herbert’s Heroes
• Cookin’ with Herbs
• Herb Your Enthusiasm
• Big Herbs (Thank you The Fantasy Footballers)
• Herbert & Spices
• 11 Secret Herbs and Spices
• Justin Time
• Justin Case
• Herb

Tee Higgins

• Afternoon Tee
• High Tee
• Tee Time
• Tee It Up
• Golden Tee
• Spill the Tee

Tyreek Hill

• The Cheetah
• TyReek Havoc
• King of the Hill
• High on a Hill Top
• Get Your Tyreek On
• Mr. T
• Over the Hill
• Run for the Hills
• TyFreak Hill
• Dolla Dolla Hill

T.J. Hockenson

• Hocked & Loaded
• Hockenson Big Loogie
• Ad Hockenson
• Ad Hockenson Committee

DeAndre Hopkins

• Beats by DeAndre
• DeAndre the Giant
• Nuk
• Nuklear Option
• Nuklear Blast
• Going Nuklear
• DeAndre of Hope
• DeAndre HopkWINS
• DeAndre Hopkins University
• DeAndre Way You Want It

Kareem Hunt

• On the Hunt
• In the Hunt
• Big Game Hunters
• Big Game Hunting
• Kareem of the Crop
• Hunting for Points
• Thick of the Hunt
• The Hunt for Red October
• The Hunt for Red Zone October
• Bargain Hunt
• Krispy Kareem
• Kareem Pie
• Cookies & Kareem
• Berries & Kareem
• Kareem Cheese

Jalen Hurts

• Hurts So Good
• So Good it Hurts
• Love Hurts
• Hurts your chances of winning
• Come on Jalen make it Hurts so good
• Come on baby, make it Hurts so good
• The One That Got Away
• Hurts no more!
• The Big Hurts
• Everybody Hurts
• Jalen Hurts Don’t It
• MegaHurts
• The Hurts Locker

Lamar Jackson

• LAMARvel Cinematic Universe
• Behind the 8-Ball
• Action Jackson
• Houdini
• Superman
• Lamar You Serious?
• Lamar the Merrier! (Perfect in December)
• View From Lamar
• Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You’re Nasty
• JacksOn, Jacks Off

Josh Jacobs

• Jacobs Ladder
• Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
• Just Joshin’

Justin Jefferson

• The Jeffersons
• Jefferson Starship
• Fortunate Jefferson
• Jefferson Airplane
• Justin Time
• Justin Case
• Fathers & JefferSons
• JefferSon of a Gun

Jerry Jeudy

• Call of Jeudy
• Call of Jeudy: Fantasy Warfare
• Judge Jeudy
• Jeudy’s In the Eye of the Beholder

Diontae Johnson

• Masters & Johnson
• The Big Johnson
• Johnson & Johnson
• A Hill To Diontae

Quentin Johnston

• The Legend of Q
• Q
• Juicy J

Aaron Jones

• Jones-ing for a CHAMPIONSHIP
• Jonesin’ for a Hit
• Mr. Jones
• Game of Jones
• Keeping up with the Jones
• Jones-ing For a Touchdown
• Jones-ing For a Win

Daniel Jones

• DJ’s Jazzy Giants
• Jonesing for a Touchdown
• Jonesing for a Win
• Game of Jones
• Danny Dimes

Mac Jones

• The Joker
• Return of the Mac
• The Big Mac
• Mac Attack
• Born to Mac
• The Mac that Smiles Back
• Mr. Jones
• Game of Jones
• Jonesing For a Touchdown
• Jonesing For a Win
• Jonesing for a CHAMPIONSHIP

Alvin Kamara

• Caught on Kamara
• Candid Kamara
• Lights, Kamara, Action
• Kamara’s A Bitch
• Kamara Sutra
• Alvin Cum Mora
• Instant Kamara
• Super Kamario
• Captain Kamaraca
• Kamara Virus
• The Sun’ll Come Out Kamara
• Kamara Shy
• The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds
• Chevy Kamara
• Toyota Kamara

Travis Kelce

• Kelce & The Sunshine Band
• What a Travisty
• Kelce Lately
• Kelce Grammer
• InKelcequential
• Zeus

Dalton Kincaid

• Dalton Abbey
• DK2

Christian Kirk

• Captain Kirk
• Captain Kirk: Stardate 2022
• Good Ole Christian Boys
• The Christian Thing To Do
• Living the Christian Life
• Christian Zealots
• Christian Missionaries
• Christian Mingle

George Kittle

• Kittles…Taste the Endzone
• Kittles…Taste the Rainbow
• Kittle One
• Kittle N’ Blitz
• Kittle N’ Bits
• Kittle Miracles
• Kittle League
• Kittle Caboodle
• Pot Calling the Kittle Black
• Pretty Kittle Liars
• Kittle Big Town

Cole Kmet

• Coleplay
• Cole Train
• Cole Powered
• Funky Cole Medina
• In Cole Blood
• KMET ME, BRO!
• Kmet the Frog/Bear
• Haley’s Kmet
• You’re getting Cole for Christmas
• A lump of Cole

Cooper Kupp

• Hanging With Mr. Cooper
• Kupp Check
• My Kupp Runneth Over
• Pour Some Drank In My Kupp
• Cooper Kupp of Coffee
• Cooper Solo Kupp
• Double D Kupps

CeeDee Lamb

• Silence of the Lamb
• Do You Cee What I Cee?
• Cee Dees Nuts
• Ceen It All
• Can’t You Cee
• CeeDee Burner
• High-Yield CeeDee
• CeeDeeCee Guidelines
• Now You Cee Dee, Now You Don’t
• Lamb Skewers
• Lamb Chops
• AB CeeDee
• La La Lamb
• That’s What CeeDee Said
• CDC Lamb

Trey Lance

• 50 Shades of Trey
• Freelancer
• Freelancing
• Freelancing Females
• Sir Lancelot
• First Knight of the Round Table
• First Knight of the Endzone
• Lance A Lot

Trevor Lawrence

• Sunshine
• Pocket Full of Sunshine
• Brush With The Law
• Law & Order
• Lawrence & Order
• New Law & Order
• Breaking the Law
• Law of the Land
• School of Law
• Law School
• The Best Law School
• Law Office of Trevor, Robinson, & Shenault
• The Inverse Law
• First Lawsuit
• Mother-in-Law
• Brother-in-Law
• Trevor Lawrence of Arabia
• Trevor Lawrence of Jacksonville

Will Levis

• Only Time Will Tell
• We Will Rock You
• Big Willie Style
• I Will Survive
• This Will Be
• Love Will Save the Day
• Will to Power
• will.i.am
• Live, Laugh, Levis
• Bamm Bamm

Tyler Lockett

• Lockett Up
• Lockett In
• Lockett to Win
• Lockett Down
• Stone Cold Lockett
• Hot Lockett
• Heart-shaped Lockett

Drake London

• The Next Megatron (Thank you Carson Palmer)
• London Bridge
• London Bridge to a Championship
• Ladies of London (Thank you Bravo)
• The Tower of London
• Royal Society of London
• London Underground
• The London Eye
• London Calling (Thank you The Clash)
• London Broil

Jordan Love

• I Hate Myself For Loving You
• The One That You Love
• Gimme All Your Lovin’
• Labor of Love
• Love on the Brain
• Who Do You Love
• The Things We Do for Love
• I Love Your Way
• Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’
• Love on the Rocks
• Love Shack
• Love Songs

Patrick Mahomes

• Mahomes Field Advantage
• Never Leaving Mahomes
• Working from Mahomes
• Stay in Mahomes
• Stay at Mahomes
• Mahome Improvement
• Pat’s Tricks
• Pat’s Blue Ribbon
• The Musician (Because he plays like jazz)
• Post Mahomes
• P. Diddy Mahomes
• Take Mahomes, I’m Drunk
• The 500 Million Dollar Man
• Straight Cash Mahomie
• Mahomes Don’t Play That
• Saint Patrick
• Take Mahomes Tonight
• Mahoming In
• Sherlock Mahomes
• Welcome to Mahomes
• Honey, I’m Mahomes
• Mahomes Depot
• Mahomes & Gardens
• Mahomes, Your Home
• Mahohohomes (Perfect for Christmas)
• Mahomes for the Holidays
• I’ll Mahomes for Christmas
• All I Want for Christmas is Patrick Mahomes
• The Lights Are On But No One’s Mahomes
• Mahomes Alone
• No Place Like Mahomes
• Cooking with Mahomies
• Mahomes Cookin’
• Rollin’ With Mahomies
• Mahomes Is Where the Heart Is
• Home Sweet Mahomes
• The Gunslinger
• Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Michael Mayer

• Mayer of Las Vegas
• Be Like Mike
• Magic Mike

Baker Mayfield

• DAN6EROUS
• Woke Up Feeling DAN6EROUS
• Shake ‘n Bake
• The Fabulous Baker Boy
• Wake and Baker
• SHOT 6UN FORMATION
• Mayfield of Dreams
• Baker’s Dozen
• We Mayfield a Team This Year
• You Mayfield Some Pressure
• The Butcher, the Baker, the Touchdown Maker
• Half-Baked
• Baker’s Mark
• Shake-n-Baker
• Baking Bad

Christian McCaffery

• Good Ole Christian Boys
• Catch 22
• The Christian Thing To Do
• Run CMC
• Living the Christian Life
• Christian Zealots
• Christian Missionaries
• Christian Mingle

Terry McLaurin

• Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
• KEEP CALM and TERRY ON
• Terryin’ Ass
• Mr. T
• Scorin’ McLaurin
• McLaurin F1
• McLaurin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’
• Scary Terry

D.K. Metcalf

• T.D. Metcalf
• Donkey Kong
• How I Metcalf Your Mother
• Radioactive D.K.

Kendre Miller

• Miller Genuine Draft Picks
• Miller Time
• Kendre Miller Band
• Beats by Dre
• Dr. Dre

Marvin Mims

• M&Mims
• Mims the Word
• Mims Sum

Joe Mixon

• The Mixologists
• No Ordinary Joe
• Mixon It Up
• Mixon Match
• Sorry Joe (Thank you Footballguys)
• Sorry Joe’s (Perfect for Joe Mixon & Joe Burrow)
• Joe Migraine
• The Mixon Administration
• Mix-On, Mix-Off (Karate Kid)
• Hey Joe

David Montgomery

• The Full Monty
• The Full Montgomery
• David “Money”gomery
• David Beat Goliath
• David vs Goliath
• David and Goliath
• David MontgomerWEEEEEEEEE

Darnell Mooney

• SHOW ME THE MOONEY
• To the Mooney
• Over the Moon
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Full Mooney
• Blue Mooney
• Tremoondous
• Moonopoly

D.J. Moore

• Gimme Moore!
• Moore to Love
• Moore Money Moore Problems
• Want some Moore?
• Dare I Say Moore?
• Would you like some Moore?
• What Moore is there left to say?
• Moore the Merrier
• DJ Moore of that Please
• DJ Got Us Fallin in Love
• Yo DJ
• Wedding DJ

Skyy Moore

• Skyy’s the Limit
• Skyy High
• Reach for the Skyy
• Skyy Rocket
• Pie in the Skyy
• Wheel in the Skyy (Thank you Journey)
• Lucy in the Skyy with Diamonds (Thank you Beatles)
• A Skyy Full of Stars (Thank you Coldplay)
• The Skyy Has Fallen

Raheem Mostert

• Mostert Likely to Succeed
• Raheem Must Start
• The Mostert Mash
• Hostess with the Mostert
• Ketchup & Mostert
• Colonel Mostert

Kyler Murray

• Special K
• Hail Murray
• There’s Something About Murray
• Natural Born Kylers
• Cobra Ky
• The One That Got Away
• Kyler, will you Murray me?
• Eat, Drink, & Be Murray (Perfect in December)
• Murray Christmas
• Murray Up & Wait
• Kyler MurrYaY
• Kyler on the Loose
• Kyler Soze

David Njoku

• Njoku’s on You
• Playing a Njoku on You
• Running Njoku
• Dirty Njokus
• Practical Njoku
• Can’t Take a Njoku
• No Njoku
• Crack a Njoku
• Standing Njoku
• Knock Knock Njokus
• Inside Njoku
• Dad Njokus
• Bad Njoku
• Sick Njoku

Albert Okwuegbunam

• You Can Call Me Al
• The Big O
• Show Me Your O Face
• Showing You My O Face
• Fat Albert
• HEY, HEY, HEY, It’s Fat Albert
• Just OK

Chris Olave

• Earth, Wind, and Fire
• the GOAT
• Olave Garden
• The Nightmare Before CHRIStmas
• CHRIStmas Eve
• Night Before CHRIStmas
• CHRIStmas Time
• Merry Christmas
• CHRIStmas Day
• CHRIStmas Gift

George Pickens

• Curious George
• King George
• My Favorite Pickens
• Take Your Pickens
• Pickens a Fight
• Have a Bones to Pickens with Someone
• Pickens Me Up
• Pickens Up the Slack
• Pick Up On

Kenny Pickett

• Kenny Two Gloves
• Small Hands
• Tiny Hands
• My Favorite Pickett
• Take Your Pickett
• Pickett and Flick It
• Pickett a Fight
• Have a Bone to Pickett with Someone
• Pick Me Up
• Pickett Up the Slack
• Pick Up On

Dameon Pierce

• Fierce Pierce
• Dameon Fierce
• Fatal Pierce
• Pierce the Defense
• Pierce Your Defense
• Pierce Your Fantasy Heart
• Pierce Your Fantasy Soul
• Pierce the Veil
• Fort Pierce
• Dr. Pierce
• Notre Dameon

Michael Pittman Jr.

• Pitty City (Thank you The Fantasy Footballers)
• Pittbull
• Pitt Stop

Kyle Pitts

• Pitts, Tits & Clit
• Pitts, Tits & Slits
• Unicorn
• Baby Gronk
• I Pitts the Fool
• Pitts Stop
• Pitts Bull
• Pitts Perfect
• Up Pitts Creek
• Pitts & Giggles

Dak Prescott

• The Fortress
• Dak Dynasty
• Dakstreet’s Back Alright
• Dakstreet Boys
• I Won’t Dak Down
• Dak to the Future
• Prescott Your Luck
• Full-court Prescott
• Once You Go Dak, You Never Go Back
• Hit me with your Prescott
• Dak in a Box
• Come to the DAKside
• That’s my QuarterDak
• Dak Widow
• Baby Got Dak
• Unsolicited Dak Pics

Anthony Richardson

• Get Rich or Die Trying
• Fortunate Son
• Fortunate Richardson

Bijan Robinson

• To Infinity and Bijan!
• Bijan My Wildest Dreams
• Let Bijans Be Bijans
• Bijan Mustardson
• Little Ricky
• Bed, Bath & Bijan
• Mr. Robinson
• Here’s to You, Mr. Robinson
• Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
• Meet the Robinsons
• Cops and Robinson

Aaron Rodgers

• I Own You
• The King in the North
• Aaron It Out
• Aaron Out My Balls
• Aarogenous Zone
• Aaron on the Side of Caution
• The Lone Rodgers
• To Aaron is Human
• Mister Rodgers’ Neighborhood
• Rodgers That
• A Fools Aaron
• Cops and Rodgers
• Armed Rodgery
• Rodgering
• Who Framed Rodgers Rabbit

Miles Sanders

• 100 Miles and Runnin’
• Miles High Club
• Colonel Sanders
• Enter Sanders Man
• Belt Sanders
• Head in the Sanders
• Quick Sanders
• Building Sanders Castles
• Six Miles
• I Can See for Miles and Miles
• Miles to Go Before I Sleep
• Miles to Go Before We Win
• Miles Away from a Championship
• I Would Walk 500 Miles

Laviska Shenault Jr.

• Livin Laviska Loca
• Hasta Laviska, baby!
• Thou Shenault Pass

Jaxon Smith-Njigba

• Gettin’ Njigba With It
• Gettin’ Jiggy With It
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith-Njigba
• Jaxon Jaxoff

JuJu Smith-Schuster

• JuJu Along
• Jay-Z’s My Agent
• Bad JuJu (Last season)
• Good JuJu (We hope this season)
• King of the JuJu’s
• JuJu on that Beat
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Matthew Stafford

• Stafford Wives
• Stafford Motor Company
• Stafford Motor Co.
• Built staFFord Tough
• Built Ford Tough
• Stafford & Son
• Stafford Infection
• Stafford Loans
• Stafford Artois
• Bargain Brady (Thank you The Fantasy Footballers)

Rhamondre Stevenson

• Even Stevens
• Even It Up
• Beats by Dre
• Stevie Wonder

C.J. Stroud

• The Human Jugs Machine
• Loud & Stroud
• Stroudy with a Chance of Deepballs
• Cool Breeze (Thanks Mama Stroud)
• Stroud in Mystery
• Stroud in Secrecy

Courtland Sutton

• Sutton To Believe In
• Always up to Sutton
• Sutton’s Going On
• All of a Sutton
• Sutton Funny Is Going On Here
• King of the Courtland
• Night Courtland
• Royal Courtland

D’Andre Swift

• Swift & Sassy
• Swift Retreat
• Swift Kick In the Ass
• Swifties
• Get Swifty

Tua Tagovailoa

• The Throwin’ Samoan
• In it Tua Win It
• Take Me Tua Title
• Tua Be or Not Tua Be
• Tua Can Play That Game
• One for the Money, Tua for the Show
• Born Tua be Wild
• It Fits Tua T
• Lead Me Tua Title
• Leading Me Tua Title
• The One That Got Away
• Tua Days (Perfect during Training Camp)
• Tua Legit Tua Quit
• Tua Minute Drill
• Tua Point Conversion
• Tua-FINity and Beyond!
• It Takes Tua To Make a Thing Go Right
• Tag Me In
• Tag You’re It
• Just the Tua Us
• Slip of the Tagovailoa
• It Takes Tua To Tango
• Tua-nd Half Men
• One, Tua, Three
• Tua Hearts
• Mr. T
• Tua be continued…

Ryan Tannehill

• King of the Hill
• King of the Tannehill
• The Royal Tannehills
• Over the Tannehill
• Run for the Hills
• Hill Street Blues
• High on a Hill Top
• Ryan Tannethrill!
• Tanne-saurus Rex
• Ryan Tons-of-points-ehill
• Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)

Jonathan Taylor

• Taylor Made
• Taylor Made To Win
• Jonathan the Toolman Taylor

Adam Thielen

• Can’t Stop This Thielen
• Catching Theilens
• Thielen Good
• I Gotta Thielen
• That Lovin’ Thielen
• Hooked on a Thielen
• More Than A. Thielen
• Thielen Like Makin’ Love
• I’m Thielen This
• Up and Adam
• Thielen up my Cousins (Adam Thielen & Kirk Cousins)

Michael Thomas

• Where is Michael Thomas?
• Thomasters of the Universe
• Want To Be Like Mike
• Magic Mike

Ke’Shawn Vaughn

• Vaughn in 60 Seconds
• It’s Vaughn like Donkey Kong
• Vaughn With the Wind
• Sneak

Jaylen Waddle

• Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
• Blow Your Waddle
• Waddle It Be?
• Waddle I Do
• Waddle House
• Waddle Around Town
• Magic

Kenneth Walker III

• Walk the Talk
• Walk the Walk
• Walk This Way
• Cake Walk
• Tightrope Walker
• Night Walker
• Dog Walker
• Sleep Walker
• Street Walker

Darren Waller

• Balls to the Wall
• Balls to the Waller
• The Wallbangers
• The Wallflowers
• You’re My WonderWaller
• Darren Lies the Truth
• I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a Waller
• I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a Baller
• Waller the Baller
• Waller’s Ballers
• Wanna be a Waller, shot caller
• Y’aller Gon’ Get It
• Ain’t No Wallerback Girl
• Wolf of Waller Street
• Freeballers
• If these bathroom Wallers could talk
• I Am The Wallerus
• GOO GOO G’JOOB
• Pink Floyd’s The Waller

Mike Williams

• Magic Mike
• Want To Be Like Mike
• Big Mike

Garrett Wilson

• Justin Jefferson Vibes (Thank you D.J. Reed)
• Earth, Wind, and Fire
• Good Wilson Hunting
• WILSON! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Wilson

Russell Wilson

• Dangeruss
• DangeRuss Times
• Riffin’ with Russ
• The Chef
• #LetRussCook
• RussellMania
• Mr. Unliiiiiimited
• Don’t Russell My Feathers
• Everyday I’m Russellin’
• Run, Russell, Run
• The Asterisk

Zach Wilson

• MILF Hunter
• The Next Patrick Mahomes (Thank you Tony Romo)
• Zach Attack
• Good Wilson Hunting
• WILSON! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Wilson

Robert Woods

• Knock on Woods
• Woods You Rather?
• Robert Gives Me Woods
• Woods you like some more?
• Out of the Woods
• Not Out of the Woods
• Bobby Trees

Bryce Young

• The Bryce Is Right
• Young Guns
• All the Young Dudes (Thank you Mott The Hoople)
• The Young & The Restless
• Forever Young
• Karn Evil 9
• YoungbloodZ
• The Youngbloods
• YoungBoy Never Broke Again

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