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The first important decision you face this season is crafting the BEST Fantasy Football Team Name! This task can seem daunting trying to come up with a creative name. Don’t worry I got you covered.
Some of these names are clever & funny. Some are dirty & crude. But, they’re all guaranteed to make your leaguemates chuckle, and your fantasy season just a little more entertaining!
Listed below are inspiring fantasy football names based on your favorite players.
Davante Adams
- Edge of Seventeen
- Adams Bomb
- Up and Adams!
- The Adams Family
- Davante’s Inferno

Cam Akers
- Catch Me If You Cam
- Cam I Am
- You Cam Do It
- A Cam Do Attitude
- Camelot
- Cam’t Touch This
- Akers Aweigh
- Green Akers
- Green Akers is the Place for Me
- My Akers Breaky Heart
- Cam’t Hardly Wait
- I Cam, I Saw, I Conquered
- Cam You Feel the Love Tonight?
- Doing the Best I Cam
- Yes We Cam
- Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
- Green Eggs and Cam

Josh Allen
- Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
- Allen a Day’s Work
- Allen the Family
- We’re Allen this Together
- Josh All-in
- Josh Stallion (Thank You The Fantasy Footballers)
- Did I throw an Allen wrench into your plans?
- Throw an Allen Wrench Into the Works
- It’s Allen the hips!
- Allentown
- Joshing Around
- Just Joshing
- Joshing You
- Joshing Me
- Allen Wrench
Keenan Allen
- Allen Key
- Allen the Family
- Allen a Day’s Work
- Don’t Spend It Allen One Place
- We’re Allen this Together
- It’s Allen the hips!
- Allen Wrench
- Allen Dressed Up & Nowhere to Go

Mark Andrews
- The BenchMark
- Make Your Mark
- On Your Mark
- Mandrew
- Mark My Words
- X Marks the Spot
- Marky Mark
- Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
- The Marksman
- The Markswoman
- Leave A Mark
- Leaving A Mark
- Greatest Marksman
- Great Marksmanship
- Markup
- Maker’s Mark
- On Your Mark, Get Set, Go!
- On Your Mark, Get Set, Grow!

Saquon Barkley
- Jay-Z’s My Agent
- Saquaratine Barkley
- SaQuads
- Quadzilla
- Another ‘Quon Bites the Dust
- All Barkley, All Bite
- Saquon for the Team
- Barkleying up the Wrong Tree
- My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
- King Quon
- Watch What You Saquon
- Oh Saquon Can You See…
- Saquontum Leap
- For Goodness Saquon
- Quon Solo
Rashod Bateman
- I AM BATEMAN
- Bateman Begins
- Bateman Returns
- Bateman & Robin
- Bateman v Superman
- The Bat Signal
- Master Bateman
Odell Beckham Jr.
- Odellta Variant
- Bend it Like Beckham
- Saved by Odell
- Odell’s Kitchen
- Odell’s Bells
- O…dell No!
- Green Eggs & Beckham
- TacOdell

Tom Brady
- Lord of the Rings
- The Plant Man
- 10th Times’s the Tom
- TOM BUC’ING BRADY
- Men Behaving Brady
- The Tom Brady Factor
- The Brady Factor
- The GOAT
- Tom Brady and the Heartbreakers
- Death, Taxes & Tom Brady
- It’s the story, of a man named Brady
- The Pharaoh
- Tomb Brady
- The Brady Bunch
- Brady Bunch of Winners
- The Brady Bucs
- Tom Terrific
- Touchdown Tom
- I Don’t Need Bill
- Comeback Kid
- Check My Balls
- Mr. Gisele Bundchen
- Tom Brady’s Wife
- Flatten the curve. Not your balls.
- Tom Brady’s Soft Balls
- PSI Love You
- Tomfoolery
- Tuck You
- Will the real Slim Brady please stand up?
- ExPat or ExPatriate or ExPatriot
- Sleepy Tom
A.J. Brown
- Foxy Brown
- What Can Brown do for you?
- An A.J. Brown Christmas
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Brown Bagging It
- Unsinkable AJ Brown
Marquise Brown
- Happier in Hollywood
- Hooray For Hollywood
- Hollywood Squares
- A Marquise Brown Christmas
- What Can Brown do for you?
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Foxy Brown
Treylon Burks
- Wild Boar Hunter
- Touch of Trey (Thank you Grateful Dead)
- 50 Shades of Trey
- Burks Bees Wax

Joe Burrow
- Just call me Joe
- No Ordinary Joe
- Not Your Average Joe
- Joe Shiesty
- Jackpot Joey
- JB9
- Joe Cool
- Joe Chill
- Joey Franchise
- Bonanza Joey
- Joe Brrr
- Grocery Store Joe (Thank You Bachelor Nation)
- Tiger King
- Joe Exotic
- Joe Burrow is The Tiger King
- Ready, Set, Joe!
- Joe Knows
- Hey Joe
- Sorry Joe (Thank you Footballguys)
- Sorry Joe’s (Perfect for Joe Burrow & Joe Mixon)
- Smokin’ Joe
- Better Business Burrow
- Beg, Steal, or Burrow
- Bengal King
- Playing on Burrowed Time
- Brother can I Burrow a Dime?
- Burrowing his way to a 1st Down
- Lock, Stock, & Burrow
- jOe-HIO
- Guns N’ Burrowes
- Burrowito Bowl
- Burrow these Balls
- Friends in Burrow Places
Derek Carr
- Send in the Carr
- Baby, You Can Drive My Carr
- Make AmeriCarr Great Again
- Weekend Carr Show
- Start the Carr
- Carr-ted off the Field
- Dude, Where’s my Carr?
- Carr-dee B
- A Carr is Born
- BaCarrdi Rum
- You Got a Fast Carr
D.J. Chark
- Chark Week
- Chark Attack
- Chark Infested Waters
- Chark Tank, I’m In!
- Don’t Go Breaking My Chark
- DJ Shart
Ja’Marr Chase
- The Chase Is On
- Chasing Greatness
- Chasing A Title
- Keep Chasing
- The One That Got Away
- Chasing Points
- Nobody Chasing Me
- Chasing You
- Chasing the Other Nut
- Chasing Tacos
- Chasing the Sun
- Chasing Waterfalls

Nick Chubb
- In the Nick of Time
- Nick at Nite
- Big Nick Energy
- Big Chubb Energy
- Big Dick Nick
- Nick the Quick
- Nasty Nick
- Hot Chubb Time Machine
- Chubby Chasers
- Losing My Chubb
- Rub my Chubb
- Morning Chubb
- Old Saint Nick (Perfect for the Holidays)
Chase Claypool
- The Chase Is On
- Chasing Greatness
- Chasing A Title
- Keep Chasing
- Chasing Points
- Nobody Chasing Me
- Chasing You
- Chasing the Other Nut
- Chasing Tacos
- Chasing the Sun
Dalvin Cook
- Cooking Up a Championship
- Sunday Cook Out
- Can You Smell What I’m Cooking?
- Cooking Up Some Yards
- Cooking Competition
- Cookin’ the Competition
- To Many Cooks in the Kitchen
- Cooking the Books
- Dalvin & The Champmunks
- Dalvin Cook like Walter White
- Dalvin and Hobbes
James Cook
- James and the Giant Football
- Cooking Up a Championship
- Sunday Cook Out
- Can You Smell What I’m Cooking?
- Cooking Up Some Yards
- Cooking Competition
- Cookin’ the Competition
- To Many Cooks in the Kitchen
- Cooking the Books
Amari Cooper
- Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper
- Amari Cooped-Up
- Giorgio Amari
- That’s Amari!
- It’s Too Late to Say Amari?
- Have Amari Christmas (Perfect for Fantasy Playoffs)
- Storm Coopers
Kirk Cousins
- Captain Kirks
- Battle of DunKirk
- Kirkland Signature
- First Cousins
- I’m With Your Cousins
- Kissing Cousins
- Thielen up my Cousins (Adam Thielen & Kirk Cousins)
Sam Darnold
- Sam’s Club
- Mono Boy
- Son of Sam
- Old McDarnold Had a Farm
Gabriel Davis
- The Archangel Gabriel
- Angel Gabriel
- St. Gabriel the Archangel
- Children of Gabriel
- A Son Called Gabriel
Stefon Diggs
- No Diggsity, No Doubt
- Diggs In
- Check out my Diggs
- Can You Diggs It?
- GraveDigger
- Diggs-ing You a Grave
AJ Dillion
- Quadzilla
- AJ Villian
- Dillion the Villian
- Free AJ Dillion

J.K. Dobbins
- Dobbins & Weavin’
- #FreeDobby
- Dobbins is a Free Elf!
- Haha JK LOL
- Batman and Dobbins
- Rockin’ Dobbins
- Calvin and Dobbs
Kenyan Drake
- Drake’s New Favorite Team
- Fake it ‘Til You Drake It
- I Do What I Kenyan
- Yes We Kenyan
- Wake ‘n’ Drake
- Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring?
- Kenyan Dig It?
- Kenyan & Barbie
- Life is what you Drake it
- Drake It ‘Til You Make It
- Grand Kenyan
- Pump the Drakes
Gus Edwards
- Edwards Scissorhands
- This Is Gus
- Get on the Bus Gus
- The Gus Bus
- Back Up the Gus
- Magic School Gus
- Gus Stop
Austin Ekeler
- Austin Powers
- Ekeler’s Edge
- Austintatious
- Stone Cold Austin Ekeler
- Awesome Ekeler
- Austin City Limits

Ezekiel Elliott
- Zeke the Freak
- Zeke-A Virus
- Ez-E Duz It
- From A to Zeke
- Zeke and Ye Shall Find the End Zone
- Get your Zeke On
- Hide & Zeke
- Zeke Squad
- Zeke and Destroy
- A Zeke Outlook
- Zeke of Nature
Zach Ertz
- The Blonde Bombshell
- Hit’em Where It Ertz
- It Ertz So Good
- Ertz So Good
- So Good it Ertz
- This Might Ertz
- Love Ertz
- My Ball Zach Ertz
- It Ertz When I Pee
- Ex-Zach-tly
Travis Etienne
- Heat Lightning
- The Blazin’ Cajun
- ET
- ET Don’t Go Home
- Is This Real ET? Or Just Fantasy?
- Et tu, Brute?
Mike Evans
- Magic Mike
- Want To Be Like Mike
- Knockin on Evans Door
- Ohhhh Thank Evans!
- Stairway to Evans
- Big Mike
Noah Fant
- Fant-asy Team
- FANTasy Come True
- The Fantom Menace
- Ain’t Noah Stoppin’ This
- We Noah A Good Thing When We See It
- Noah Fantastic!
- You Fant Touch This
- Up to Noah Good
- What do you Noah ‘Bout It?
- You’re Noah Good
Justin Fields
- Fields of Dreams
- Fields & Stream
- Justin Case
- BattleFields Tested
- Love Is A Battlefields
- Fields So Good
- Fields Day
- King of the Fields
- Outstanding in Your Fields
- Outstanding in His Fields
- Justin Time
- Justin Fields Forever

Leonard Fournette
- Lombardi Lenny
- Playoff Lenny
- Ragin Cajun
- Fat Lenny
- Don’t You Fournette About Me
- Jay-Z’s My Agent
- Fantastic Fournette
- Fournette Flix and Chill
- Murder Fournettes
- Fournette About It!
- Forgive & Fournette
- The Less Fortunette
- No Fournette Play
- Nothing But Fournette
- Little Red Fournette
- Fournettecation
Will Fuller V
- The Flying V
- We Will Rock You
- I Will Survive
- Only Time Will Tell
- Good Will Hunting
- This Will Be
- Where There’s a WILL, There’s a Way
- Will Power
- will.i.am
- Wherever You Will Go
- You’re Fuller of S***
- Fuller House
- Fuller Up!
- Fuller Yourself
Michael Gallup
- Galluping to a Championship
- Gallup Poll
- Full Gallup
- Gallup to No Good
Jimmy Garoppolo
- Jimmy GQ
- Jimmy Handsome
- Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
- Prince Aladdin
- Great Garoppolo
- The Garoppolos Islands
- Jimmy G-Strings Divas
Myles Gaskin
- Myles High Club
- Going to get Gased Tonight
- The Gas Man
- Running on Gaskins
- 100 Myles and Runnin’
- Gas City
- Pumping Gaskins
- Passing Gaskins
- Running Out Of Gaskins
- Laughing Gaskins
- Myles to Go Before We Win
- Myles Away from a Championship
- Six Myles
- I Can See for Myles and Myles
- Myles to Go Before I Sleep
- I Would Walk 500 Myles
- Gaskin Robbins
Chris Godwin
- Rod God (Chris Godwin’s full name is Rod Christopher Godwin Jr.)
- You Play to Godwin the Game
- Godwin or Go Home
- Where’s your Godwin now?
- Chris Godamn
- Thank Godwin
- Godwin Bless America
Jared Goff
- He Went to Jared
- Goffensive MVP
- I’m About to Go Goff
- Nothing to Goff At
- Goff Balls
- Picked Goff
- Shake it Goff
- Turn Goff the Lights
- Turn Your Head and Goff
- Jack Goff
- Jack Me Goff
- No Days Goff
Kenny Golladay
- Go Ahead Make My GollaDAY
- Babytron
- Let Kenny G Play a Little Longer
- One Fine Golladay
- Happy Golladays
- The Golladay Season
- Home for the Golladay
- Golladay Inn Express
Breece Hall
- Running the Hall
- Hall Pass
- Better Call Hall
- Hall of Fame
- Breece Lightnin’ (Thank you Fantasy Footballers)
- Breece’s Pieces
- Came in Like a Wrecking Hall
- Great Hall
- Running Through the Hall
- Running Down the Hall
- Honors Hall
- Exhibition Hall
- Study Hall
- Independence Hall
Mecole Hardman
- Rock Hardman
- Get Hardman
- Mecole, Myself & I
- Don’t You Forget About Mecole
Najee Harris
- Najee by Nature
- Naj
- Baby Huey
- Rydeout
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
- Clyde And Go Seek
- Livin’ on a Helaire
- That’s Helaireous
- Helaire Highwater
- Fresh Prince of Helaire
- Highway to Helaire
- Bonnie & Clyde (Perfect if your name is Bonnie)

Derrick Henry
- King Henry
- The King and I
- El Tractorcito
- Shocka (Thank You Derrick Henry’s Grandma)
- The Finisher (Thank You LeBron James)
- D Block
- A December to Remember
- Oh Henry!
- O’ Henry!
- Henrything is Possible
- Derrick Yeti
- Stiff Arms Your Soul
- Derrick Don’t Stand In My Way Henry
- Derrick Let No One Stand In Your Way
- Show Me Your TDs
Hunter Henry
- Big Game Hunter
- ManHunter
- The Hunter Games
- Bounty Hunter
- King Henry
Justin Herbert
- Herbert’s Heroes
- Cookin’ with Herbs
- Herb Your Enthusiasm
- Big Herbs (Thank you The Fantasy Footballers)
- Herbert & Spices
- 11 Secret Herbs and Spices
- Justin Time
- Justin Case
- Herb
Tee Higgins
- Afternoon Tee
- High Tee
- Tee Time
- Tee It Up
- Golden Tee
- Spill the Tee
Tyreek Hill
- The Cheetah
- TyReek Havoc
- King of the Hill
- High on a Hill Top
- Get Your Tyreek On
- Mr. T
- Over the Hill
- Run for the Hills
- TyFreak Hill
- Dolla Dolla Hill
T.J. Hockenson
- Hocked & Loaded
- Hockenson Big Loogie
- Ad Hockenson
- Ad Hockenson Committee
DeAndre Hopkins
- Beats by DeAndre
- DeAndre the Giant
- Nuk
- Nuklear Option
- Nuklear Blast
- Going Nuklear
- DeAndre of Hope
- DeAndre HopkWINS
- DeAndre Hopkins University
- DeAndre Way You Want It
Kareem Hunt
- On the Hunt
- In the Hunt
- Big Game Hunters
- Big Game Hunting
- Kareem of the Crop
- Hunting for Points
- Thick of the Hunt
- The Hunt for Red October
- The Hunt for Red Zone October
- Bargain Hunt
- Krispy Kareem
- Kareem Pie
- Cookies & Kareem
- Berries & Kareem
- Kareem Cheese
Jalen Hurts
- Hurts So Good
- So Good it Hurts
- Love Hurts
- Hurts your chances of winning
- Come on Jalen make it Hurts so good
- Come on baby, make it Hurts so good
- The One That Got Away
- Hurts no more!
- The Big Hurts
- Everybody Hurts
- Jalen Hurts Don’t It
- MegaHurts
- The Hurts Locker

Lamar Jackson
- LAMARvel Cinematic Universe
- Behind the 8-Ball
- Action Jackson
- Houdini
- Superman
- Lamar You Serious?
- Lamar the Merrier! (Perfect in December)
- View From Lamar
- Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You’re Nasty
- JacksOn, Jacks Off
Josh Jacobs
- Jacobs Ladder
- Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
- Just Joshin’
Justin Jefferson
- The Jeffersons
- Jefferson Starship
- Fortunate Jefferson
- Jefferson Airplane
- Justin Time
- Justin Case
- Fathers & JefferSons
- JefferSon of a Gun
Jerry Jeudy
- Call of Jeudy
- Call of Jeudy: Fantasy Warfare
- Judge Jeudy
- Jeudy’s In the Eye of the Beholder
Diontae Johnson
- Masters & Johnson
- The Big Johnson
- Johnson & Johnson
- A Hill To Diontae

Aaron Jones
- Jones-ing for a CHAMPIONSHIP
- Jonesin’ for a Hit
- Mr. Jones
- Game of Jones
- Keeping up with the Jones
- Jones-ing For a Touchdown
- Jones-ing For a Win
Daniel Jones
- DJ’s Jazzy Giants
- Jonesing for a Touchdown
- Jonesing for a Win
- Game of Jones
- Danny Dimes
Julio Jones
- Julio Think You Are?
- Don Julio
- Jonesin’ for a Hit
- Me & Julio Down By the End Zone
- Mr. Jones
- Jonesing For a Touchdown
- Jonesing For a Win
- Jonesing for a CHAMPIONSHIP
- Game of Jones
- Julio Let the Dogs Out?
Mac Jones
- The Joker
- Return of the Mac
- The Big Mac
- Mac Attack
- Born to Mac
- The Mac that Smiles Back
- Mr. Jones
- Game of Jones
- Jonesing For a Touchdown
- Jonesing For a Win
- Jonesing for a CHAMPIONSHIP
Alvin Kamara
- Caught on Kamara
- Candid Kamara
- Lights, Kamara, Action
- Kamara’s A Bitch
- Kamara Sutra
- Alvin Cum Mora
- Instant Kamara
- Super Kamario
- Captain Kamaraca
- Kamara Virus
- The Sun’ll Come Out Kamara
- Kamara Shy
- The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds
- Chevy Kamara
- Toyota Kamara

Travis Kelce
- Kelce & The Sunshine Band
- What a Travisty
- Kelce Lately
- Kelce Grammer
- InKelcequential
- Zeus
Christian Kirk
- Captain Kirk
- Captain Kirk: Stardate 2022
- Good Ole Christian Boys
- The Christian Thing To Do
- Living the Christian Life
- Christian Zealots
- Christian Missionaries
- Christian Mingle

George Kittle
- Kittles…Taste the Endzone
- Kittles…Taste the Rainbow
- Kittle One
- Kittle N’ Blitz
- Kittle N’ Bits
- Kittle Miracles
- Kittle League
- Kittle Caboodle
- Pot Calling the Kittle Black
- Pretty Kittle Liars
- Kittle Big Town
Cole Kmet
- Coleplay
- Cole Train
- Cole Powered
- Funky Cole Medina
- In Cole Blood
- KMET ME, BRO!
- Kmet the Frog/Bear
- Haley’s Kmet
- You’re getting Cole for Christmas
- A lump of Cole

Cooper Kupp
- Hanging With Mr. Cooper
- Kupp Check
- My Kupp Runneth Over
- Pour Some Drank In My Kupp
- Cooper Kupp of Coffee
- Cooper Solo Kupp
- Double D Kupps

CeeDee Lamb
- Silence of the Lamb
- Do You Cee What I Cee?
- Cee Dees Nuts
- Ceen It All
- Can’t You Cee
- CeeDee Burner
- High-Yield CeeDee
- CeeDeeCee Guidelines
- Now You Cee Dee, Now You Don’t
- Lamb Skewers
- Lamb Chops
- AB CeeDee
- La La Lamb
- That’s What CeeDee Said
- CDC Lamb
Trey Lance
- 50 Shades of Trey
- Freelancer
- Freelancing
- Freelancing Females
- Sir Lancelot
- First Knight of the Round Table
- First Knight of the Endzone
- Lance A Lot
Jarvis Landry
- Dirty Landry
- Airing Out the Dirty Landry
- Landry Service
- Too Much Landry
Trevor Lawrence
- Sunshine
- Pocket Full of Sunshine
- Brush With The Law
- Law & Order
- Lawrence & Order
- New Law & Order
- Breaking the Law
- Law of the Land
- School of Law
- Law School
- The Best Law School
- Law Office of Trevor, Robinson, & Shenault
- The Inverse Law
- First Lawsuit
- Mother-in-Law
- Brother-in-Law
- Trevor Lawrence of Arabia
- Trevor Lawrence of Jacksonville
Drew Lock
- Lock It Up
- Lock It Down
- Drew Lockdown
- Locking Good
- Locked & Loaded
- Locked In
- Locked Out
- Mountin’ Drew
- Mountain Drew
Tyler Lockett
- Lockett Up
- Lockett In
- Lockett to Win
- Lockett Down
- Stone Cold Lockett
- Hot Lockett
- Heart-shaped Lockett
Drake London
- The Next Megatron (Thank you Carson Palmer)
- London Bridge
- London Bridge to a Championship
- Ladies of London (Thank you Bravo)
- The Tower of London
- Royal Society of London
- London Underground
- The London Eye
- London Calling (Thank you The Clash)
- London Broil
Jordan Love
- I Hate Myself For Loving You
- The One That You Love
- Gimme All Your Lovin’
- Labor of Love
- Love on the Brain
- Who Do You Love
- The Things We Do for Love
- I Love Your Way
- Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’
- Love on the Rocks
- Love Shack
- Love Songs
Marlon Mack
- Return of the Mack
- Born to Mack
- Mack Attack
- Big Mack
- Baby Got Mack

Patrick Mahomes
- Mahomes Field Advantage
- Never Leaving Mahomes
- Working from Mahomes
- Stay in Mahomes
- Stay at Mahomes
- Mahome Improvement
- Pat’s Tricks
- Pat’s Blue Ribbon
- The Musician (Because he plays like jazz)
- Post Mahomes
- P. Diddy Mahomes
- Take Mahomes, I’m Drunk
- The 500 Million Dollar Man
- Straight Cash Mahomie
- Mahomes Don’t Play That
- Saint Patrick
- Take Mahomes Tonight
- Mahoming In
- Sherlock Mahomes
- Welcome to Mahomes
- Honey, I’m Mahomes
- Mahomes Depot
- Mahomes & Gardens
- Mahomes, Your Home
- Mahohohomes (Perfect for Christmas)
- Mahomes for the Holidays
- I’ll Mahomes for Christmas
- All I Want for Christmas is Patrick Mahomes
- The Lights Are On But No One’s Mahomes
- Mahomes Alone
- No Place Like Mahomes
- Cooking with Mahomies
- Mahomes Cookin’
- Rollin’ With Mahomies
- Mahomes Is Where the Heart Is
- Home Sweet Mahomes
- The Gunslinger
- Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Baker Mayfield
- DAN6EROUS
- Woke Up Feeling DAN6EROUS
- Shake ‘n Bake
- The Fabulous Baker Boy
- Wake and Baker
- SHOT 6UN FORMATION
- Mayfield of Dreams
- Baker’s Dozen
- We Mayfield a Team This Year
- You Mayfield Some Pressure
- The Butcher, the Baker, the Touchdown Maker
- Half-Baked
- Baker’s Mark
- Shake-n-Baker
- Baking Bad

Christian McCaffery
- Good Ole Christian Boys
- Catch 22
- The Christian Thing To Do
- Run CMC
- Living the Christian Life
- Christian Zealots
- Christian Missionaries
- Christian Mingle

Terry McLaurin
- Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
- KEEP CALM and TERRY ON
- Terryin’ Ass
- Mr. T
- Scorin’ McLaurin
- McLaurin F1
- McLaurin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’
- Scary Terry
D.K. Metcalf
- T.D. Metcalf
- Donkey Kong
- How I Metcalf Your Mother
- Radioactive D.K.
Sony Michel
- Sony Side Up
- The Sony Side of Life
- Sony With A Chance
- My Little Sony
- Say It Ain’t Sony
- Sony Walkman
Gardner Minshew II
- The Man, The Minshew, The Legend
- Minshew Mania
- Fu Minshew
- Go Mustaches!
- The Minstache
- Get well Foles, we’ll Minshew
- Jaguar King
- Jockstrap King
- The People’s Quarterback
- Minshew II Legit II Quit
- Minshew Me What You Got
- Minshew’s Disco Ballers
- The Constant Gardner
- minSHEW! Bless You
- It’s Gotta Be The minSHEWs!
- The Minshew Fits
- Blue Suede Minshews
Joe Mixon
- The Mixologists
- No Ordinary Joe
- Mixon It Up
- Mixon Match
- Sorry Joe (Thank you Footballguys)
- Sorry Joe’s (Perfect for Joe Mixon & Joe Burrow)
- Joe Migraine
- The Mixon Administration
- Mix-On, Mix-Off (Karate Kid)
- Hey Joe
David Montgomery
- The Full Monty
- The Full Montgomery
- David “Money”gomery
- David Beat Goliath
- David vs Goliath
- David and Goliath
- David MontgomerWEEEEEEEEE
Darnell Mooney
- SHOW ME THE MOONEY
- To the Mooney
- Over the Moon
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Full Mooney
- Blue Mooney
- Tremoondous
- Moonopoly
D.J. Moore
- Gimme Moore!
- Moore to Love
- Moore Money Moore Problems
- Want some Moore?
- Dare I Say Moore?
- Would you like some Moore?
- What Moore is there left to say?
- Moore the Merrier
- DJ Moore of that Please
- DJ Got Us Fallin in Love
- Yo DJ
- Wedding DJ
Skyy Moore
- Skyy’s the Limit
- Skyy High
- Reach for the Skyy
- Skyy Rocket
- Pie in the Skyy
- Wheel in the Skyy (Thank you Journey)
- Lucy in the Skyy with Diamonds (Thank you Beatles)
- A Skyy Full of Stars (Thank you Coldplay)
- The Skyy Has Fallen
Raheem Mostert
- Mostert Likely to Succeed
- Raheem Must Start
- The Mostert Mash
- Hostess with the Mostert
- Ketchup & Mostert
- Colonel Mostert

Kyler Murray
- Special K
- Hail Murray
- There’s Something About Murray
- Natural Born Kylers
- Cobra Ky
- The One That Got Away
- Kyler, will you Murray me?
- Eat, Drink, & Be Murray (Perfect in December)
- Murray Christmas
- Murray Up & Wait
- Kyler MurrYaY
- Kyler on the Loose
- Kyler Soze
Cam Newton
- Super Cam
- Much Ado About Newton
- Newton’s Law of Motion
- Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
- Wham! Bam! Thank You Cam!
- I Cam, I Saw, I Conquered
- You Cam Do It
- Newton’s Apple
- Cam You Feel the Love Tonight?
- Doing the Best I Cam
- Yes We Cam
- A Cam Do Attitude
- Cam’t Touch This
- Cam’t Hardly Wait
- Cam I Am
- Green Eggs and Cam

David Njoku
- Njoku’s on You
- Playing a Njoku on You
- Running Njoku
- Dirty Njokus
- Practical Njoku
- Can’t Take a Njoku
- No Njoku
- Crack a Njoku
- Standing Njoku
- Knock Knock Njokus
- Inside Njoku
- Dad Njokus
- Bad Njoku
- Sick Njoku
Albert Okwuegbunam
- You Can Call Me Al
- The Big O
- Show Me Your O Face
- Showing You My O Face
- Fat Albert
- HEY, HEY, HEY, It’s Fat Albert
- Just OK
Chris Olave
- Earth, Wind, and Fire
- the GOAT
- Olave Garden
- The Nightmare Before CHRIStmas
- CHRIStmas Eve
- Night Before CHRIStmas
- CHRIStmas Time
- Merry Christmas
- CHRIStmas Day
- CHRIStmas Gift
George Pickens
- Curious George
- King George
- My Favorite Pickens
- Take Your Pickens
- Pickens a Fight
- Have a Bones to Pickens with Someone
- Pickens Me Up
- Pickens Up the Slack
- Pick Up On
Kenny Pickett
- Kenny Two Gloves
- Small Hands
- Tiny Hands
- My Favorite Pickett
- Take Your Pickett
- Pickett and Flick It
- Pickett a Fight
- Have a Bone to Pickett with Someone
- Pick Me Up
- Pickett Up the Slack
- Pick Up On
Dameon Pierce
- Fierce Pierce
- Dameon Fierce
- Fatal Pierce
- Pierce the Defense
- Pierce Your Defense
- Pierce Your Fantasy Heart
- Pierce Your Fantasy Soul
- Pierce the Veil
- Fort Pierce
- Dr. Pierce
- Notre Dameon
Michael Pittman Jr.
- Pitty City (Thank you The Fantasy Footballers)
- Pittbull
- Pitt Stop
Kyle Pitts
- Pitts, Tits & Clit
- Pitts, Tits & Slits
- Unicorn
- Baby Gronk
- I Pitts the Fool
- Pitts Stop
- Pitts Bull
- Pitts Perfect
- Up Pitts Creek
- Pitts & Giggles

Dak Prescott
- The Fortress
- Dak Dynasty
- Dakstreet’s Back Alright
- Dakstreet Boys
- I Won’t Dak Down
- Dak to the Future
- Prescott Your Luck
- Full-court Prescott
- Once You Go Dak, You Never Go Back
- Hit me with your Prescott
- Dak in a Box
- Come to the DAKside
- That’s my QuarterDak
- Dak Widow
- Baby Got Dak
- Unsolicited Dak Pics
Allen Robinson
- Here’s to You, Mr. Robinson
- We’re Allen this Together
- Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
- Allen the Family
- Meet the Robinsons
- Cops and Robinson
James Robinson
- Jamestown
- James and the Giant Football
- Here’s to You, Mr. Robinson
- Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
- Meet the Robinsons
- Cops and Robinson

Aaron Rodgers
- I Own You
- The King in the North
- Aaron It Out
- Aaron Out My Balls
- Aarogenous Zone
- Aaron on the Side of Caution
- The Lone Rodgers
- To Aaron is Human
- Mister Rodgers’ Neighborhood
- Rodgers That
- A Fools Aaron
- Cops and Rodgers
- Armed Rodgery
- Rodgering
- Who Framed Rodgers Rabbit
Miles Sanders
- 100 Miles and Runnin’
- Miles High Club
- Colonel Sanders
- Enter Sanders Man
- Belt Sanders
- Head in the Sanders
- Quick Sanders
- Building Sanders Castles
- Six Miles
- I Can See for Miles and Miles
- Miles to Go Before I Sleep
- Miles to Go Before We Win
- Miles Away from a Championship
- I Would Walk 500 Miles
Laviska Shenault Jr.
- Livin Laviska Loca
- Hasta Laviska, baby!
- Thou Shenault Pass
JuJu Smith-Schuster
- JuJu Along
- Jay-Z’s My Agent
- Bad JuJu (Last season)
- Good JuJu (We hope this season)
- King of the JuJu’s
- JuJu on that Beat
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Matthew Stafford
- Stafford Wives
- Stafford Motor Company
- Stafford Motor Co.
- Built staFFord Tough
- Built Ford Tough
- Stafford & Son
- Stafford Infection
- Stafford Loans
- Stafford Artois
- Bargain Brady (Thank you The Fantasy Footballers)
Rhamondre Stevenson
- Even Stevens
- Even It Up
- Beats by Dre
- Stevie Wonder
Courtland Sutton
- Sutton To Believe In
- Always up to Sutton
- Sutton’s Going On
- All of a Sutton
- Sutton Funny Is Going On Here
- King of the Courtland
- Night Courtland
- Royal Courtland
D’Andre Swift
- Swift & Sassy
- Swift Retreat
- Swift Kick In the Ass
- Swifties
- Get Swifty

Tua Tagovailoa
- The Throwin’ Samoan
- In it Tua Win It
- Take Me Tua Title
- Tua Be or Not Tua Be
- Tua Can Play That Game
- One for the Money, Tua for the Show
- Born Tua be Wild
- It Fits Tua T
- Lead Me Tua Title
- Leading Me Tua Title
- The One That Got Away
- Tua Days (Perfect during Training Camp)
- Tua Legit Tua Quit
- Tua Minute Drill
- Tua Point Conversion
- Tua-FINity and Beyond!
- It Takes Tua To Make a Thing Go Right
- Tag Me In
- Tag You’re It
- Just the Tua Us
- Slip of the Tagovailoa
- It Takes Tua To Tango
- Tua-nd Half Men
- One, Tua, Three
- Tua Hearts
- Mr. T
- Tua be continued…
Ryan Tannehill
- King of the Hill
- King of the Tannehill
- The Royal Tannehills
- Over the Tannehill
- Run for the Hills
- Hill Street Blues
- High on a Hill Top
- Ryan Tannethrill!
- Tanne-saurus Rex
- Ryan Tons-of-points-ehill
- Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
Jonathan Taylor
- Taylor Made
- Taylor Made To Win
- Jonathan the Toolman Taylor

Adam Thielen
- Can’t Stop This Thielen
- Catching Theilens
- Thielen Good
- I Gotta Thielen
- That Lovin’ Thielen
- Hooked on a Thielen
- More Than A. Thielen
- Thielen Like Makin’ Love
- I’m Thielen This
- Up and Adam
- Thielen up my Cousins (Adam Thielen & Kirk Cousins)
Michael Thomas
- Where is Michael Thomas?
- Thomasters of the Universe
- Want To Be Like Mike
- Magic Mike
Mitch Trubisky
- The Mitch Is Back
- Tru Believers
- Trubisky Business
- A Marry Your Daughter Kind of Guy
- The Big Trubisky
- Money Trubisky
- Son of a Mitch!
- Too Good to be Trubisky
- Get Mitch or Die Tryin’
- Karma’s a Mitch
- Mitch Please!
- Mr. Biscuit
- I Got Mitch Slapped
- Trubustky
- Life’s a Mitch
- Resting Mitch Face
Ke’Shawn Vaughn
- Vaughn in 60 Seconds
- It’s Vaughn like Donkey Kong
- Vaughn With the Wind
- Sneak
Jaylen Waddle
- Edge of Seventeen (Thank you Stevie Nicks)
- Blow Your Waddle
- Waddle It Be?
- Waddle I Do
- Waddle House
- Waddle Around Town
- Magic
Kenneth Walker III
- Walk the Talk
- Walk the Walk
- Walk This Way
- Cake Walk
- Tightrope Walker
- Night Walker
- Dog Walker
- Sleep Walker
- Street Walker
Darren Waller
- Balls to the Wall
- Balls to the Waller
- The Wallbangers
- The Wallflowers
- You’re My WonderWaller
- Darren Lies the Truth
- I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a Waller
- I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a Baller
- Waller the Baller
- Waller’s Ballers
- Wanna be a Waller, shot caller
- Y’aller Gon’ Get It
- Ain’t No Wallerback Girl
- Wolf of Waller Street
- Freeballers
- If these bathroom Wallers could talk
- I Am The Wallerus
- GOO GOO G’JOOB
- Pink Floyd’s The Waller
J.J. Watt
- High Wattage
- Say Watt?
- Watt You Got?
- Watt’s Up
- Can I get a Watt Watt?
- Watt More Could You Ask For?
- Turn Down for Watt
- Watt Time is It?
- J.J. S.W.A.T.T.
- Hot for Watt
- Watt-aburger
- The Milkman
Carson Wentz
- Carson Wentz’s Bible Study
- The Make-A-Wentz Foundation
- Came and Wentz
- Fear the Conseqwentzes
- Slippery Wentz Wet
- Under the Influwentz
- Wentz Upon a Time
- Wentz in Rome
- Wentz it Rains it Pours
- Oh, I Wentz There
- You Only Live Wentz
- Just Say Wentz
- Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady
- From Wentz You Came
- Mercedes Wentz
- The Sixth Wentz
Mike Williams
- Magic Mike
- Want To Be Like Mike
- Big Mike
Garrett Wilson
- Justin Jefferson Vibes (Thank you D.J. Reed)
- Earth, Wind, and Fire
- Good Wilson Hunting
- WILSON! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Wilson
Russell Wilson
- Dangeruss
- DangeRuss Times
- Riffin’ with Russ
- The Chef
- #LetRussCook
- RussellMania
- Mr. Unliiiiiimited
- Don’t Russell My Feathers
- Everyday I’m Russellin’
- Run, Russell, Run
- The Asterisk
Zach Wilson
- MILF Hunter
- The Next Patrick Mahomes (Thank you Tony Romo)
- Zach Attack
- Good Wilson Hunting
- WILSON! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Wilson
Jameis Winston
- You Winston Some, You Lose Some
- All I do is Winston
- Eating W’s
- Jameis’ Crab Shack
Robert Woods
- Knock on Woods
- Woods You Rather?
- Robert Gives Me Woods
- Woods you like some more?
- Out of the Woods
- Not Out of the Woods
- Bobby Trees
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