Rookie Fantasy Football Names 2022

Funny NFL Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names for 2022

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The Best Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names for the 2022 NFL Draft Class

With the 2022-23 NFL season just around the corner, it’s time to tackle this years Rookie Fantasy Football Names. Before you know it’ll be kick off, and we’ll find out just how good these rookies really are!

Lets start this years Rookie list by paying homage to the Eagles with the first name “New Kid in Town.”

After this, make sure to check out the BEST Fantasy Football Names for Every NFL Team broken down by all the franchises in the league, and the Holiday Fantasy Football Team Names to get your roster in the Christmas spirit!

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Rookie Fantasy Football Names 2022

Kevin Austin Jr. – Wide Receiver

  • Austin Powers
  • Austintatious
  • Stone Cold Kevin Austin

Treylon Burks – Wide Receiver

  • Wild Boar Hunter
  • Touch of Trey
  • 50 Shades of Trey
  • Burks Bees Wax

James Cook – Running Back

  • Sunday Cook Out
  • Let’s Cook
  • Can You Smell What I’m Cooking?
  • Cooking Up Some Yards
  • Cooking Competition
  • Cookin’ the Competition
  • To Many Cooks in the Kitchen
  • Cooking the Books
  • Captain James Cook
  • James and the Giant Pigskin

Matt Corral – Quarterback

  • Golden Corral
  • O.K. Corral
Penn State wide receiver Jahan Dotson speaking with the press to celebrate the passing of Act 26 allowing Pennsylvania collegiate athletes to profit from their name, image, and likeness.
Penn State wide receiver Jahan Dotson speaking to the press
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Jahan Dotson – Wide Receiver

  • The Human Joystick
  • A Legit Weapon (Thank you Zach Selby)
  • Jahan DotSon of a Preacher Man
Iowa State running back Breece Hall playing against Oklahoma State
Iowa State running back Breece Hall
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Breece Hall – Running Back

  • Running the Hall
  • Hall Pass
  • Better Call Hall
  • Hall of Fame
  • Breece Lightnin’ (Thank you Fantasy Footballers)
  • Breece’s Pieces
  • Came in Like a Wrecking Hall
  • Great Hall
  • Running Through the Hall
  • Running Down the Hall
  • Exhibition Hall
  • Study Hall
  • Independence Hall

Sam Howell – Quarterback

  • How You Like It
  • This Is Howell Do It
  • How We Do
  • How Do You Like Them Apples
  • Know How
  • How About That
  • How You Doin’
  • How Dare You
  • How the Other Half Lives
  • How the Wind Blows

Zonovan Knight – Running Back

  • You Shook Me All Knight Long (AC/DC)
  • Knight Fever (Bee Gees)
  • Knight Time Is the Right Time (Ray Charles)
  • Bam
  • Knight Moves
  • Knight Rider
  • Undercover of the Knight (Rolling Stones)
  • Prove It All Knight (Bruce Springsteen)
  • All Knight Long (Lionel Richie)
  • Even the Knights Are Better (Air Supply)
  • Give Me the Knight (Thank you George Benson)
  • Jedi Knight
  • Knight in Shining Armor
  • The Dark Knight
  • Rockin’ into the Knight (Thank you 38 Special)
  • Knight Ranger

Drake London – Wide Receiver

  • The Next Megatron (Thank you Carson Palmer)
  • London Bridge
  • London Bridge to a Championship
  • Ladies of London
  • The Tower of London
  • Royal Society of London
  • London Underground
  • The London Eye
  • London Calling
  • London Broil

Trey McBride – Tight End

  • Mother of the McBride
  • Father of the McBride
  • McBride To Be
  • McBridesmaids
  • Runaway McBride
  • McBride & Groom
  • The Princess McBride
  • Mail Order McBride
  • The McBride from Hell
  • McBride of Chucky
  • McBride of Frankenstein

Skyy Moore – Wide Receiver

  • Skyy’s the Limit
  • Skyy High
  • Reach for the Skyy
  • Touch the Skyy
  • Skyy Rocket
  • Pie in the Skyy
  • Wheel in the Skyy
  • Lucy in the Skyy with Diamonds
  • A Skyy Full of Stars
  • The Skyy Has Fallen

Chris Olave – Wide Receiver

  • Earth, Wind, and Fire
  • the GOAT
  • Olave Garden
  • The Nightmare Before CHRIStmas
  • CHRIStmas Eve
  • Night Before CHRIStmas
  • CHRIStmas Time
  • Merry Christmas
  • CHRIStmas Day
  • CHRIStmas Gift

George Pickens

  • Curious George
  • King George
  • My Favorite Pickens
  • Take Your Pickens
  • Slim Pickens
  • Pickens a Fight
  • Have a Bones to Pickens with Someone
  • Pickens Me Up
  • Pickens Up the Slack
  • Pickens Up On
University of Pittsburgh quarterback Kenny Pickett
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Kenny Pickett – Quarterback

  • My Favorite Pickett
  • Take Your Pickett
  • Pickett and Flick It
  • Kenny Two Gloves
  • Small Hands
  • Tiny Hands
  • Pickett a Fight
  • Have a Bone to Pickett with Someone
  • Pickett Me Up
  • Pickett Up the Slack
  • Pickett Up On

Dameon Pierce

  • Fierce Pierce
  • Dameon Fierce
  • Fatal Pierce
  • Pierce the Defense
  • Pierce Your Defense
  • Pierce Your Fantasy Heart
  • Pierce Your Fantasy Soul
  • Pierce the Veil
  • Fort Pierce
  • Dr. Pierce
  • Notre Dameon
Cincinnati Bearcats quarterback Desmond Ridder getting ready to throw a pass in a football game.
Cincinnati Bearcats quarterback Desmond Ridder
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Desmond Ridder – Quarterback

  • Ridder Me This
  • Ridder Riddles
  • Ridder or Not

Isaiah Spiller – Running Back

  • Spiller Your Guts
  • Spill Over

Kenneth Walker III – Running Back

  • Walk the Talk
  • Walk the Walk
  • Walk This Way
  • Cake Walk
  • Tightrope Walker
  • Night Walker
  • Dog Walker
  • Sleep Walker
  • Street Walker

Christian Watson – Wide Receiver

  • Christian Mingle
  • Good Ole Christian Boys
  • The Christian Thing To Do
  • Living the Christian Life
  • Christian Zealots
  • Christian Missionaries
  • MegaWatson
  • Watson In Your Wallet
  • Elementary! My Dear Watson
  • Who’s on First, Watson Second
  • Watson Your Mind
  • Watson, Watsoff

Zamir White – Running Back

  • Zeus
  • I’m dreaming of a White Christmas
  • James White Christmas
  • A Zamir White Christmas

Jameson Williams – Wide Receiver

  • Jameson Rocks
  • Shot of Jameson
  • Jameson Pickleback Shot

Malik Willis – Quarterback

  • What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
  • Whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
  • I Willis Survive

Garrett Wilson – Wide Receiver

  • Justin Jefferson Vibes (Thank you D.J. Reed)
  • Earth, Wind, and Fire

Did I miss a funny Rookie fantasy football name? Please let me know in the comments.

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