Funny Fantasy Football Names

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The first important decision you face this football season is crafting the BEST Fantasy Football Team Name! This task can seem daunting trying to come up with a creative name. Don’t worry I got you covered.

Some of these names are clever & funny. Some are dirty & crude. But, they’re all guaranteed to make your leaguemates chuckle, and your fantasy season just a little more entertaining!

Football fans don’t miss the hilarious BEST Fantasy Football Names for Every NFL Team broken down by all the franchises in the league, and the Holiday Fantasy Football Team Names to get your roster in the Christmas spirit!

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General Fantasy Football Team Names

These fantasy football team names are ideal to use BEFORE your draft.

  • Sacks in the City
  • Calvin Ridley’s Bookie
  • Stack Attack
  • The Lasso Way
  • Victory Formations
  • Our Boss Thinks We’re Working
  • A 20 Something F**k
  • Show Me Time
  • No Punt Intended
  • Blood, Sweat & Beers
  • Illegal Use Of The Hands
  • Jay-Z’s My Agent
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Love at First Down
  • Game of End Zones
  • Secretary of Defense
  • Too Much Time on My Hands (Thank you Styx)
  • Football? I Thought this was Soccer!
  • Greatest Show on Paper
  • Bankrupt And Bored (So appropriate after this Pandemic)
  • How Fat Kids Win at Football
  • In Memory of Tebowing
  • Too Poor to Golf
  • This Is My Day Job
  • Roger That
  • Kicker’s Lives Matter
  • Dream Team
  • Show Me the Money
  • Pigs Might Fly
  • Hard Knocks Life
  • Need A Real Job
  • TDs N Beer
  • The Gunslinger
  • No Punt Intended
  • X Marks the Spot
  • Bye Week
  • Adam Schefter’s Source
  • Monday Morning Tears
  • Miller Genuine Draft Picks
  • The Premier League
  • Making The League More Interesting
  • I like to Touchdown There
  • This is as close as I’ll get to my Dreams
  • The Replacements
  • Reluctantly Crouched
  • Snap, Tackle, & Pop
  • Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
  • Low Expectations
  • My Friends Think This is Sad
  • Quaranteam
Three ladies sitting on a couch holding up a football celebrating a football play.

For the Ladies…

  • Leather & Lace
  • Glitz & Blitz
  • Put A Ring On My Finger
  • Angry Soccer Mom
  • C U Next Tuesday
  • Always on Top
  • Maneater
  • Remember the Tight Ends
  • I Thought Men Were Supposed To Be Good At Football
  • Gurleys Gone Wild
  • I Don’t Only Suck at Fantasy…
  • Beauty & the Beast Mode
  • That Girl That Beat You
  • A Women Who Scores
  • Hail Mary (Perfect if your name is actually Mary)
  • Cleats and Cleavage

  • Carr-dee B
  • Chicago Mama Bears
  • Destructive Divas
  • Double D Kupps
  • Swift & Sassy (Works great if you roster D’Andre Swift)
  • Green Babe Packers
  • Mile High Heels
  • She’s Probably A Keeper (Perfect if your in a Keeper League)
  • Love Football, Still Gurley
  • She Got Game
  • Ain’t No Wallerback Girl
  • Lady Cougars
  • Sacks in the City
  • Giorgio Amari
  • X Marks the Spot
  • Back That Pass Up
  • Lady Luck
  • Fantasy Goddess
  • Victorious Secret
  • Easy, Breece CoverGirl
  • She’s the Man (Thank You Taylor Swift)
  • Scantling Clad
  • Super Femme
  • Lonestar Stunners
  • Play Like a Guy
  • Aarogenous Zone (Aaron Rodgers or Aaron Jones)
  • These Boots Were Made For Football
  • Feminist Footballer
  • Teaching Men How To Play
  • Cinderella’s Ball
  • Wardrobe Malfunction
  • Playing with the Boys
  • Female Force
  • Get Ovary It
  • Aggressive Unicorns
  • Kicking Where it Counts
  • Pink Panthers (Carolina Panthers Fans)
  • Busty Brawlers
  • Femme Fatale
A guy at the beach with his baseball hat backwards balancing a football on one of his fingers.

For the Guys…

  • Big Pick Energy
  • The Gentleman’s Club
  • Men Working
  • The Hitman (Harrison Smith)
  • Men Behaving Brady (Tom Brady)
  • Check My Balls
  • Balls to the Wall
  • Not Your Average Joe (Perfect if you roster Joe Mixon or Joe Burrow)
  • Touchdown My Pants
  • I Don’t Always Score, but when I do it’s playing Fantasy Football!
  • KMET ME, BRO! (Cole Kmet)
  • U Mad Bro?
  • Unsolicited Dak Pics
  • Show Me Your TD’s
  • If I Win You Have To Touch It
  • Playing this to Ignore my Wife
  • JPP’s Right Hand Man
  • Looking to Score, with your Mom
  • Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
  • Aaron Out My Balls
  • Roughing Your Mom
  • Suck My Ditka
  • Golden Taint (Golden Tate)
  • I Should’ve Been a Cowboy
  • The Love Making Machine
  • Sex Panther
  • Freeballers
  • Goat Scrotes
  • Unsuccessful MILF Hunter
  • Don’t Drop The Soap
  • Flatten the curve. Not your balls.

Did I miss a Funny Fantasy Football Name? Please let me know in the comments.

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